From the postbag

Yo.

An email arrives in the Boogaloo inbox. "Why have you not updated your weblog since September?" asks the brave, possibly foolhardy, correspondent who identifies himself only as 'Arthur'. Well, Arthur, there are two reasons. One, I spent a week in suspended animation as part of an experiment being conducted by the Made-up Physics Department at the University of South-West Leicester. Two, I was in Venezuela for a bit. Three, I forgot how to type, and count.

Anyway. There are exciting developments in the pipeline, including:

1. An update on the ongoing campaign to persuade Oxfordshire Council to rename Didcot Parkway railway station 'Didpop Funkway'.

2. Another update, this time about a possibly futile campaign to outlaw use of the phrase 'It is a truth universally acknowledged' to begin journalistic pieces written about Jane Austen.
3. Another instalment of The Roquefort Files.
4. A new lunchtime jailbreak.

Before I sign off, heartfelt thanks to the person who is increasing the hits by continually searching for pictures of 'Kate Thornton nude' and ending up here. I can only imagine your disappointment. Here is a photograph of a seal taken at an otter sanctuary in Cornwall to make up for it.

Comments

[Boogaloo Overlord]

I will get on with it, promise. Kate Thornton is a picocelebrity and presenter on the tele. And Nik - that's very funny. I'm glad that finally, there is a use for Kate Thornton.

[Jane Harris]

Glad to see you're back, if but briefly. All I can say is GET ON WITH IT! And who is Kate Thornton?

[Nik]

The only reason I have been searching for "kate thornton nude" is that I know google always brings up this site, and I can never remember the URL. I don't even know who kate thornton is, to be painfully honest.