After various requests from random punters (see picture), the world of music (Spandex-sponsored masters of metal mayhem Saxon; Throbbing Gristle), literature (best-selling Scottish crime writer Phil Maheidin) and science (an especially smart cloned porpoise), I have decided to set out the future of Eclectic Boogaloo, something of a policy statement if you like.
"Why do you update so infrequently?" asks Brian Out of Saxon, plaintively.
Well Brian, it's because I have other projects to tend to, such as my crisp-influenced Saxon tribute band, Snaxon.
"That's not a real reason, is it, ya bass?" posits Phil Maheidin.
It's as real as anything else on here, Phil, including you. I don't expect to get grief from people who I have invented. So shut it.
"Tell us the long and short of it mate," pleads Dwayne From Throbbing Gristle.
The long and short of it is that Eclectic Boogaloo is very much still alive and will regain its former vigour shortly.
It might be an idea to 'print off' this post, as they say in the trade, and carry it around with you in case anyone should stop you in the street and ask you, perhaps with a look of sadness and/or fear, when Eclectic Boogaloo will next be updated.
Even though this scenario is not even as likely as the members of Status Quo turning out to be Al Quaeda operatives intent on overthrowing Christian society in the UK by means of "boogie," it's best to be prepared.
Y'know – just in case.